I used to hang out near a lot of stoners surrounded by school, and I've hear some that are so dumb and they sound fatal.
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Top 10 Stupidest ways of getting rid of pot in your system (from braindead pothead friends):
1. Pee within the cup and hope that they're just bluffing.
2. spit contained by the cup.
3. masterbate just back peeing in the cup and hoping the "alive sperm" munch through up all the pot residue as one final par-tay up to that time drying up.
4. tell the doctor that you're allergic to peeing within cups
5. use the sink water.
6. stop drinking river so that the pee is air
7. pee surrounded by a cup, run home and microwave it (using the popcorn setting) so that the pot evaporates.
8. pee in the cup and let somebody know the doctor you love to eat sesame core buns all the time.
9. video the cup so that the doctor cannot take the pee out of the cup.
10. borrow your cocaine snortin' (it's not pot, right?) friends pee and put it surrounded by a squirt gun and spray the squirt gun pee into the cup.
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Drinking someone else's urine is prolly the grossest I've ever heard.
My brother's method was to constantly drink Gatorade during the days influential up to it. It worked, though, so I guess it wasn't very stupid.
I've hear that if you eat TONS of brackish all that shows up contained by your urine test is the saline. This is from someone I know really well, though.
drinking vinegar. taking a niacin pill which just make you hot and itchy. drinking 5 gallons of water aday until the audition. cranberry juice or those azo pills. drinking a bleach solution. man ive hear some stupid ones
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my own experiences
My freind Jay drank bleach once and then he started throwing up foam. It be gross.
I hear that if you drank that sure jell stuff (the stuff you make jelly with) is suppose to draw from rid of it. Don't know if it actually works tho.
Drinking a cup a white vinegar.
plenty of water and cranberry liquid
Drinking colorox
drinking herbal tea
I hold no clue.
Drink a f*$*$* gallon of holy watER..
U may try next to heroin. After that pot will not be the problem, believe me...
loose change ur blood ..
or wait contained by the restroom for some good and clean(!) looking guy to take in and engineer him pee..