The most dumb azz thing you ever did while stinky drunk?
Ah come on, confession is worthy for the soul. (And it makes me laugh)
Answer:
Oh my. I've done plentifully of dumb things but the one that sticks out the most in my mind is; the time that I be pulled over by a cop for streaking while drinking and I remember swearing up and down that I was neither streaking nor drinking, while standing in that drinking in my birthday suit. That’s a dark I will neither forget nor ever live down.
Smacked some portly azz woman asking stupid questions.
I smoked a little 3 years ago and drank a bottle of merlot(which I antipathy.) I know I had salsa that darkness with this horrible combo. Anyways, I was going home next to a friend in January, freezing outside, and I fely similar to puking. For some reason he asked me if he should stop and I said no. A minute latter I puked and rolled down the window and puked some more against the colder winter's coil. It was adjectives over his white truck and my white jacket. He had to verbs up my mess that night because I be to drunk to even say my baptize right! It was objectionable.
parked my coupé in and intersection , locked, walk home and the cops found me asleep on the toilet with my director in the laundry picnic basket.
you know "whats his name" i chew over he was towering, mmm maybe not.
We had a girls night/slumber celebration thing one time over Valentines time and we all get drunk. We all talk each other into going on the internet (through a reunion site) and getting the addys of guys we have crushes on in highschool, and mail valentines to them.
OMG... I hope they never got any. Thankfully, nobody hear back. >_<;;;;;
I..uh..referred to the spilled beer from my leaky can as condensation. <3
If I catch drunk and have an issue near somebody it's hard for me not to in recent times shut my mouth and forget about it. It fester in me close to a sliver lol. Well one night I go to bed and dreamed I emailed this person and reamed them a foreign a--. I woke up remembering the dream and thought maybe I should check my sent communication to make sure it be just a dream....it wasn't lol, I sent them an email and blurred it allll out lolol...I since turn sour and unplug my computer if I'm going to get drunk again lol...
Smacked Stuart for smacking a friend of mine.
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Ah come on, confession is worthy for the soul. (And it makes me laugh)
Answer:
Oh my. I've done plentifully of dumb things but the one that sticks out the most in my mind is; the time that I be pulled over by a cop for streaking while drinking and I remember swearing up and down that I was neither streaking nor drinking, while standing in that drinking in my birthday suit. That’s a dark I will neither forget nor ever live down.
Smacked some portly azz woman asking stupid questions.
I smoked a little 3 years ago and drank a bottle of merlot(which I antipathy.) I know I had salsa that darkness with this horrible combo. Anyways, I was going home next to a friend in January, freezing outside, and I fely similar to puking. For some reason he asked me if he should stop and I said no. A minute latter I puked and rolled down the window and puked some more against the colder winter's coil. It was adjectives over his white truck and my white jacket. He had to verbs up my mess that night because I be to drunk to even say my baptize right! It was objectionable.
parked my coupé in and intersection , locked, walk home and the cops found me asleep on the toilet with my director in the laundry picnic basket.
you know "whats his name" i chew over he was towering, mmm maybe not.
We had a girls night/slumber celebration thing one time over Valentines time and we all get drunk. We all talk each other into going on the internet (through a reunion site) and getting the addys of guys we have crushes on in highschool, and mail valentines to them.
OMG... I hope they never got any. Thankfully, nobody hear back. >_<;;;;;
I..uh..referred to the spilled beer from my leaky can as condensation. <3
If I catch drunk and have an issue near somebody it's hard for me not to in recent times shut my mouth and forget about it. It fester in me close to a sliver lol. Well one night I go to bed and dreamed I emailed this person and reamed them a foreign a--. I woke up remembering the dream and thought maybe I should check my sent communication to make sure it be just a dream....it wasn't lol, I sent them an email and blurred it allll out lolol...I since turn sour and unplug my computer if I'm going to get drunk again lol...
Smacked Stuart for smacking a friend of mine.
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