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go for a pub lunch and ditch the pot noodle so not a soul suspects. i wont tell if you wont,lol. where on earth you meeting me afterwards?? lol xx
add marine?!!
Be desperately near starvation?!!
read the instructions on the tub
Put it contained by the bin and have something nice.
wet into kettle, water into pot noodle, fork into mouth.
Pour surrounded by the hot water, stir, evacuate for 2 min , stir again and eat.
right mate, here goes
seize the pot noodle, find a women and ask her to prepare the meal, after adjectives they are better at it than us men and you dont want to scold yourself.
failing that procure the phone and order a embezzle away
why would u want a pot noodle, this is rubbish, must be something better for you to hae for lunch
Pour hot water on the dry plastic bits :)
One first flings the pot noodle ....and have a sandwich
A little tip. Follow the instructions as usual, but once you've let it stand for the first time, afterwards topped up with sea, whack it in the microwave for 30 second. It makes the sauce nice and gummy.
Flush it down the toilet 'cos you might have aids.
This works for me... boil kettle, give hot water afterwards stir, then pop the lid over the top of it and move off for five minutes, take lid pay for off prompt stir and hopefully it should be lovely and soft and yummy!! enjoy!
For a faultless lunch, start by puttinh the pot noodle in the bin and going to a fantastic restaurant - similar to the Fat Duck at Bray!
Bravo Shaft! "One wouldn't even consider a dinner party if one didn't enjoy a large stock of Sweet & Sour within one's cupboard"
I have to say aloud my good comrade that these are my favourite flavours:
Chow Mein
Pseudo-bacon and Mushroom
'Chicken' and Mushroom
Chicken Curry
Original Curry
Un-original Curry
Mild Curry
Mild Chicken
Chicken, Pork, Lamb and Beef
Beef Surprise
Quail's Egg and Venison
Bombay Bad Boy
Bad-*** Spicy Shitstorm
Pseudo-Mexican Spicy
Cillit Bang
Sweet
Sour
Roast Offal
Lavender and Aubergine
Pine Cone and Limestone
Pheasant and Pheasentess
once its soaked up the hot wet lie put money on on a comfy chair and get through with a generous fork then use a spoon to win at the soupy bit
Now - I'm the master of all things PotNoodle, so listen highly carefully.
Open pot
remove sachet
pour boiling hot sea over noodles up to the line.
exit for atleast 4mins (ignore instructions)
add sauce
mix resembling hell
leave for 2 mins
append chilli flakes (optional but i LOVE it)
eat and relish
read the directions, boil kettle, poor over pot noodle to water height, stir, leave to cool.
Prepare a lovely salad, pour cooled pot noodle onto plate next to salad and eat!!
One Pot Noodle Stroganoff
1 lb ground beef
1 cup chopped onions
1 quart tomato liquid
salt & pepper
2 teaspoons Worcestershire sauce
3 cups medium egg noodles
1 cup sour cream (optional)
1. Brown beef and onions.
2. Stir surrounded by juice, saline, pepper and worcestershire sauce.
3. Bring to a boil.
4. Add noodles, few at a time so that mixture continues to boil.
5. Reduce heat, cover and simmer 10 minutes, stirring occasionally until noodles are tender.
6. Stir within sour cream if desired.
7. Heat, but do NOT boil anymore.
8. Serve at once.
Throw it away! and eat something nice! Have super noodles instead :o)
boil the kettle pack it a millimetre or so under the flood line stir similar to hell , put the lid on and leave for 5 minutes and devour. perfect pot noodle
You can cook the noodles,sort stir fries ,prepare some chicken in batter.You could also take home it a seafood affair by adding shrimps and chopped onions,tomatoes and mixed vegetables.
Stare at it for aaaaaages.
Or you could newly read and follow instructions?
Get Chicken & Mushroom flavour as its the only pleasant one.
Then pour boiling water - singular wimps use nearly boiling water. Pour within, then, put a small plate or saucer over the top. Leave for 2 mins. Add the soy sauce and stir. Eat, afterwards wonder why you never learnt to cook.
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