a little more than partly a bottle of champagne and 1.5 redbull vodkas... and I'm STILL drunk and it's almost noon! Luckily I can still function at work. Tell me give or take a few your drunk the next daylight story.
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No story. Just keep stale the booze if you have work the subsequent day.
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Well u come across to be typin just fine. R u sure ur still drunk?
my benevolent of date.a cheap drunk
maybe your liver can filter alchol that okay
Your confusing intoxication with terminal stupidy. that's okay. It's a adjectives mistake made by individuals of your caliber. The only entity that most of us can hope for is that you're operating some type of machinery that has sharp, whirr blades and you're wearing loose clothing.
Have another drink rum-dummy!
you must be female...
don't catch pissed or nothing by my interview I'll explain.
men and women are effected differently by alcohol.
it's first immersed into the blood then the fatty tissues.
Females hold an extra layer of butter, has to do near ladies haveing baby's and breast feeding...
anyway because of that extra covering women stay drunk longer than a man would on the same amount of alcohol.
i drank heavily at a pub one darkness then go home to find my uncle who had also be the pub staying at my house for the night. he arranged that we should finish off the entire alcoholic contents of the house-so several specs of something called a depth charge that we made up ourselves that contained castlemaine 4 x/gin/vodka/bacardi/martini and blackcurrant that give it the name.
it be vile and the next mornin i go to work-and i was destroyed-i cudnt erect my head sour the pillow and my stomach was churning. at hand was no instrument i was gona chomp through anything. i walked the 10mins to work near my eyes shut literally cos it was too bright. i work within a libry so i knew it shud be hush. my colleagues went playin on the computers and i sit in the stool with my foot on the counter and fell askeep for the morning! any1 who likes to drink shud work within a libry cos its agood place to recover.
theres also the time i'd be drinkin vodka my mates have poured out. they dont think u can morsel vodka so they'd been pouring me partially pints of vodka with a splash of red. they only realised that they have caused it the subsequent morning wen i had a 'word' after vomitting adjectives night and wake up in the middle of the darkness in a curious fetal position by the toilet.
Real sorry, honourable luck!!